- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

what's up? my penis.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Get off my porch.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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