- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

hey John will you make some copies

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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