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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Liverpool City Football Club

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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