- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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