Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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bologna

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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