Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Women's rights

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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