When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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why does column have a letter n?

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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