A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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