Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

One day a man walked into a wall

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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