what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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ass.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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