- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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