Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

I hate blackniggers

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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