Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Vicky is my best friend.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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