why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Anti Joke

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