Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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giddy goat

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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