- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

captcha: all yer base

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

A women walks into a kitchen.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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