Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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The MLS

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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