- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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