- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

THE END.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

what does a granny look best in? 1950

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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