- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Major League Soccer

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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