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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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