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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Lil Wayne

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Catholicism.

Lets go Yankees

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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