you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

get in the car.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

The Holocaust

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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