Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

kesha is a virgin.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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