He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

cats are pussies

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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