Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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