- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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