why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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A ginger was with his friends

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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