- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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