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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

your social life.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Charlotte Bobcats

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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