Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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