- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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