Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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