what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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you first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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