How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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You

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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