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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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