John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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men

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Anti Joke

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