whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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