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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

The dewey decimal system

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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