Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Jerry.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Women's rights

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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