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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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