Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Gay Rights

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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