How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Women's rights

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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