The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Christianity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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