Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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