Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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im a willy bum bum

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Daym im romantic

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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