What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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hi

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Do u take sugar?

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Anti Joke

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