Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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