Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

42, that is all

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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