Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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