An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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