Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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