A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

this is not a drill.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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