THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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The Game.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Needless to say,

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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