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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Bacon is delcious.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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