- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What's big and fat? An obese man.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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