What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Nickleback.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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You have friends

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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