How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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xavier stop

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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this is not a joke. jks

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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