- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Nickelback

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Women's rights

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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