- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Women's rights

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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