- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

What comes after 23? 24.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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