- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Knock, knock. Come in.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

its snowing on mount fuji

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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