- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Moo! I'm a goat!

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