- Anti Joke

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

U mad?

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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