- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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