Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Anti Joke

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