Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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How are cars made? By magic.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Anti Joke

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