- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Caca.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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