Republicans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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God. God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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