Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Woman's Rights

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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I'm sn otter

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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