Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

a blond girl walks into a bar

You will not press the like button.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Black...

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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