An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Caca.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

its snowing on mount fuji

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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