When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Raveena Thandhan

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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