How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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its all aodhan

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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