Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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