Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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