- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

My tractor broke down.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

How many fingers do most people have? 10

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Are you a tree

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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