Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Mitt Romney

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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