why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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