- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

heyy emit chase wazzup

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

The black man leaves the strip club.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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