- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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