- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

book 'em danno

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??