- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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