Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock knock. Racism.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

thumb_up thumb_down +23

i lyk 2 eet pup

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

thumb_up thumb_down +23

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops