What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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A Fat Kenyan

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There's my tractor.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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10inch nice

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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what happens every day? People die

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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... Chan chan

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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