- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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