- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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