- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Oh...okay, good.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Jews

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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