so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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