- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Justin Bieber's mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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