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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

This one time at band camp music was played.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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