- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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