- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the woman?

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Caca.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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