why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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